Since I have just returned to dry land after seven days on an Alaskan Cruise, I am now an expert on all the magical (and non-magical) aspects of cruises.
We’ll start with the non-magical. There are three. The coffee, to me, was the most important. The coffee on a cruise is just…coffee. It is what it is and you either make do or you actively dislike it and make yourself miserable.
But then you see something like this and suddenly coffee is no longer important because the world is magical. It just is.
The second non-magic thing about cruises is the toilets. As we found out the morning after we set sail when an entire section of toilets on our side of the boat stopped flushing because somebody threw a tissue in one. It didn’t take long to resolve, but until then, you had to go potty elsewhere. But then you look out the window at 10 p.m. and see something like this:
Side Note: That’s a container ship on the right. One of those enormous things that dwarfs everything—or at least I used to think so.
The only other thing that I didn’t find magical on the cruise was the size of the shower. Tiny. Closet-sized. Impossible to shave your legs while showering. But then you approach British Columbia after a cool, gray day at sea and this sight greets you:
Of course with all this magic around me, I was amazingly productive. Seriously. I finished another pass through Movie Magic (coming October 31), and then I got an idea for a magical romance set on a cruise ship and started outlining and making notes…and writing. I say this a little sheepishly because I know it’ll be a couple years before I get this one out. My next magic book, which I plan to write during National Novel Writing Month this year, will tie in to Movie Magic and is tentatively titled Hollywood Magic. (You’ll meet Carole, the heroine, in Movie Magic.) So what the heck am I doing writing Magic at Sea now? Talk about getting the cart before the horse.
In case you’re curious, Magic at Sea will tie in with the adventures of Lady Lydia and Tony Hawke from Escape Magic. I had a lot of complaints about that book. It was my only attempt at a novella in this series, and evidently it didn’t work for a lot of people who wanted more about this particularly passionate couple. So, even though I feel I told their story pretty well (especially for a 99 cent novella), I’m going to pick it up a little more in this one.
But you’ll have to wait. Because before that can happen, I have Timeless, the last book of my Synchronicity series to get through (January 2018?), then Hollywood Magic (October 31, 2018). And then I’ll get to Magic at Sea. And you’ll meet Frankie, Lady Lydia’s protege, and her as-yet unnamed hero.
And just in case you think I’ve forgotten that magic can be found on land as well as at sea, here’s a little bit of heavenly magic perfection I found in Seattle:
Alaska cruising is nice. And what’s with all these passengers and their coffee? So it’s made from concentrate. I don’t drink coffee so I don’t get what the big deal is. And too funny about the toilets. When I was on a Hawaiian cruise 5 years ago my father must have gotten confused with a facecloth and flushed it. My now-ex was in the room and heard the toilet making sucking noises and called maintenance to say he thought something was accidentally flushed, and they were there real fast. Like you said, it shuts down the toilets to an entire section until they can find which one is causing the problem.
Interesting that you got a lot of complaints about Escape Magic and because it was novella. Not from me, though I suppose this comment sort of falls in that category, because it wasn’t my thing. Looking forward to your other ones! Especially one that’ll take place on a cruise.
Hawaiian cruise sounds fun! This was only my second. The first was a couple of years ago, and it was a 3-day Disney cruise. Fun, but not really enough to get the hang of it. This Alaska one was awesome. Funny that you had many of the same experiences I did on yours. 🙂